this dude is ME! It's truE! THeY LiE to yoU but IM REALlY PINk!!!

WOLLY WOPPER'S DORK PLACE

Welcome to my domain!

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[Stuff i like to do]

HERE'S THE THINGS [I] CAN DO FOR [[YOU!!!]]!!!!!!

  • I AM BILINGUAL! I CAN TRANSLATE ANYTHING FROM ENGLISH TO SPANISH AND VICEVERSA!
  • I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT GRAPHIC DESIGN! YOU NEED A PAGE/PANFLET? IM YOUR MAN! (im not good at logos yet)
  • I CAN MAKE MUSIC!! YOU NEED A TRACK FOR A VIDEOGAME YOU'RE MAKING? OR MAYBE YOU NEED SOME BACKGROUND MUSIC FOR YOUR VERY OWN PAGE? WHICHEVER IT IS [I] AM YOUR MAN!
  • "But... how much do I have to pay you?" IT DEPENDS ON THE JOB! WE CAN DISCUSS PAYMENT IN PRIVATE.

    Alright, here's the juicy info about me